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Misfits & Misalignments

by The Teasers

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B.A. Fires 01:29
DRIVING AROUND THE FOURTH I'M STARTING TO FEEL DUMB LET'S TAKE THIS BOX OF MORTAR SHELLS AND MAKE A LITTLE CHAOS I DON'T GIVE A SHIT I'M LOOKING FOR SOME EMPTY WINDOWS A GARAGE DOOR THAT WASN'T SHUT ANYTHING THAT CAN BURN OR BREAK MAYBE YOUR INSURANCE WILL COVER IT MAYBE I WILL CLAIM IT WAS AN ACCIDENT NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NAAAA IT WAS JUST FOR FUN AND WHEN I SEE YOUR CAR IS IN FLAMES I'LL EVEN CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT I'LL POINT THEM IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION BUT YOUR GARAGE IS F U C K E D ! ! ! MAYBE YOUR INSURANCE WILL COVER IT MAYBE I WILL CLAIM IT WAS AN ACCIDENT NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NAAAA IT WAS JUST FOR FUUUUUUUUUUNNNN
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Far Away 04:01
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Mexican Food 02:44
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Moving Cages 03:10
The sun's beating down relentlessly, Giving us no time to breath. It hits upon the back our necks, Melting all our hopes away. The wind's of the witch are icy Cold will freeze and numb our face, But it's not enough to stop the pain, To stop our now expected pace... And the dragons; They just sit and wait, And the trolls are feeding off Of the higher ups when they're bait. Here we slave away praying for the day The Floyd will save us bold From the most evil: The Dyke With A Black Hole & No Soul Moving Cages. Pushing Moving Cages. Forced to set them in their stages. Through the mazes, trapping all the sages. Shutting wisdom from the pages. She's a monster with stone eyes that can't be stopped by the mortal man. The villagers run away because they cannot fight, they are not- Fans of the destroyed towns, So we call upon the great ones to redeem our daughters and sons, and we wish that we had our guns. So we push. Push on through Down to the last inch for our food; Even though we're out of mood, Break our limit for she's crude The Sages Will come and seal her fate, But Alas They've come much too late. Moving Cages. Pushing Moving Cages. Forced to set them in their stages. Through the mazes, trapping all the sages. Shutting wisdom from the pages.

about

This album is supposed to get us chicks.

We wanna thank some people because this is our first album type thingy and we wanna get all emotional n' shit.
The Riot Waves & Noire for getting us shows and playing rad music; White Flag (R.I.P.) for letting us play awesome shows and putting on other awesome shows; Mike Gilliland of Auggy Reed for recording us and being a chill ass nigga; Mike's dog, Lil' Mama, for being even more of a chill ass nigga; Reed for introducing us and inspiring us to be musical; Tulsa music scene for being swag and full of friendly faces; Shizdizz for being yo sexy self ;D and a special thanks to Covey, who's the face of the album cover and the face of dreams.

Personal Thanks
Corbin - I would like to thank my Mom and Dad; my sisters, Tori and Becca; Uncle Brad, Aunt Carrie, Joe, Seth, Will, Devon, Jordan, Maranda, Black, Brain, Bread, and Monty.

Bryan - Uhh I wanna thank..... Big Bird, Elmo, Kids, my Mom, my Mom's Mom, my Mom's Mom's Dad, David Grohl, my undergarments, and Charles Manson. Put that in, I'm not kidding.

Brad - Drugs, Satan, and Whiskey

Blake - Nujabes.

credits

released February 7, 2015

Recorded & Produced by Mike Gilliland @ Auggy Reed Studios Inc.

Corbin Record AKA Ruff Ambassador - Guitar, Vocals
Brad "The Juice" Hemphill - Bass
Bryan Mac - Drums
Blake Mother Michael Fucking Barrett - Ukulele, Keyboard, Vocals

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